MAKE IDIOCRACY FICTION AGAIN | Woodruff Berliner Weisse
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Woodruff Berliner Weisse
4.8% ABV | 473ml
The Age of Idiocracy is here. WE're all walking around in Crocs, and disseminating information is an art form. We're not Not Sure, we're XhAle. We're definitely Un-Nazied, and we don't drink the Brawndo, or the far-right kool-aid.
This kettle sour doesn't have electrolites or replace water; and it's not what plants crave. It does have sweet, green woodruff syrup with notes of vanilla, cinnamon, and cardomom. A futuristic smash-up of the style, and our rebuttle to idiocracy - or at least a reminder to keep reading and writing, so you know whose ass it is, and why it is farting.
- XhAle